Comedy

The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy

1. You know the state flower (Mildew)

2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in
the trash.

3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it
means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

5. You know more people who own boats than air
conditioners.

6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice
restaurant.

7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting
for the "Walk" Signal.

8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not
recently erupted, it is not a real mountain.

9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks,
Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.

10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and
Sockeye Salmon.

11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup,
Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette.

12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

13. You can tell the difference between Japanese,
Chinese, and Thai food.

14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come
home in the dark-while only working eight-hour days.

15. You never go camping without waterproof matches
and a poncho.

16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers
followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain
followed by showers."

17. You have no concept of humidity without
precipitation.

18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not
just a state of mind.

19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if
you cannot see through the cloud cover.

20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a
pretty day and you can actually see it.

21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets
above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.

22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60,
but keep the socks on.

23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a
mountain.

24. You think people who use umbrellas are either
wimps or tourists.

25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you
cannot find the old ones after such a long time.

26. You measure distance in hours.

27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same
day.

28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit
under a raincoat.

29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter,
Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction
(Summer), Deer & Elk Season (Fall).

30. You actually understood these jokes and will
probably forward them. (yes if you got this in a email)